{"id":694,"date":"2020-11-30T02:10:38","date_gmt":"2020-11-30T02:10:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hojnotes.com\/?p=694"},"modified":"2020-12-01T10:05:34","modified_gmt":"2020-12-01T10:05:34","slug":"things-our-dog-eats-or-things-my-wife-claims-our-dog-eats","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hojnotes.com\/index.php\/2020\/11\/30\/things-our-dog-eats-or-things-my-wife-claims-our-dog-eats\/","title":{"rendered":"QUIZ: Things Our Dog Eats or Things My Wife Claims Our Dog Eats"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
  1. head from the sugar plum fairy tree ornament<\/li>
  2. toenail clippings<\/li>
  3. turkey bones<\/li>
  4. turkey meat<\/li>
  5. deer bones<\/li>
  6. deer poop<\/li>
  7. celery<\/li>
  8. body weight daily in baby carrots the pup cannot keep down which gets pinned on my roughhousing<\/li>
  9. cotton stuffing from couch cushions<\/li>
  10. twelve ounce can of pumpkin puree<\/li>
  11. cotton stuffing from throw pillows<\/li>
  12. her own poop at 2:00am our first night with her as 8-week-old pup<\/li>
  13. feet from the sugar plum fairy tree ornament<\/li>
  14. seasoned curly fries and fried pickles off the outdoor patio of Ye Olde Blind Dog Pub<\/li>
  15. her own poop since that first night<\/li>
  16. stick of butter, wrapper and all that I accidentally dropped (which we\u2019ll never know if she could\u2019ve kept down) and wondered for some time where the hell the wrapper went*<\/li>
  17. other dogs\u2019 poop<\/li>
  18. decayed bird<\/li>
  19. pine bark<\/li>
  20. decayed frog<\/li>
  21. toilet paper<\/li>
  22. red berries from magnolia seed pod<\/li>
  23. poisonous azalea flowers<\/li>
  24. grass<\/li>
  25. pages from Mary Trump\u2019s tell-all<\/li><\/ol>\n\n\n\n

    answers<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

    odds: things my wife claims our dog eats<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    evens: things our dog eats<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    *necessitated a trip to the vet<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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